| Two die-hard golfers, Mike & Steve, are out playing a round when a thunderstorm comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of lighting comes down and strikes both golfers dead. Arriving at those pearly gates, God comes down to talk to the two men. "Sorry, but we made a mistake" says God, "it seems that it was not your time to die. Now, I can send you back, but you have to go back as someone different. It's just too confusing since they already had the funerals. In fact your wives are already dating." After the two golfers have a little talk they approach God and make their request. "We decided we want to go back as a couple of lesbians," says Mike. "... good looking lesbians if you please" says Steve. "That's no problem," replies God "but I must know why you guys want to be lesbians" "Well we figure if we go back as lesbians we still get to have sex with woman..." says Mike. "...plus," adds Steve "we get to play from the ladies tee." |