Unanswerable Questions

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    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Yes.
    Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!!

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: No.
    Wife: Liar!!!

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: May be...
    Wife: can u ever b decisive.

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: I don't know.
    Wife: Are you blind?

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Depends...
    Wife: Oh you comparing me with some one else...

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Silence...
    Wife: Are you deaf?

    There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

    For everything else there is Google....
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