Psychic Hot Line!

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    A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
    The frog said, "that`s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
    "No," said the psychic, "next semester in her biology class."
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