Flight Attendant

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    A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...

    He thinks to himself: She is a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for?

    Hoping to get her attention he leans towards her and says the Jet airways slogan: The Joy Of Flying...

    She doesn't pay any attention...

    Again he leans and says the GoAir's slogan: Fly Smart... and again gets no response.

    Again he leans over to say SpiceJet's slogan: Flying For Everyone...

    This time the girl turns and says to him: Kya Takleef Hai Re Tere Ko Haramkhor???

    Man leans back, smiles and says, "Ohhh.... Air India...!!!"
    Hinglish   
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