| One summer, the company that Morris worked for transferred him to another city. Morris was told that he had to take a new physical with the company doctor to continue to be employed. All the tests came out fine, but the doctor remarked that Morris had the smallest penis he'd ever seen. "Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?" the doctor asked. "Not at all" Morris said. "I've got a wife, three kids, and we have a great sex life. But I must admit I do sometimes have a problem finding it in the daytime." "What about at night?" the doctor asked. "Nights are no problem," Morris said, "because at night, there are two of us looking for it!" |