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    Chinki Ab Umar Mein 18 Saal Ki Ho Chuki Thhi. Ek Din Uski Maa Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iski Pariksha Leti Hun.

    Maa: Chinki, Maan Lo Ki Tum Kisi Andheri Aur Tang Gali Se Raat Ke Waqt Gujar Rahi Ho, Aur Samne Se Koi Aadmi Tumahare Samne Aa Jata Hai, Aur Uske Iraade Bhi Nek Nahi Hai To Tum Kya Karogi?

    Chinki Kuch Sochkar Boli: Main Us Aadmi Ko Apne Kareeb Aane Ko Kahoongi.

    Maan Hairan Hokar: Phir?

    Chinki: Phir Main Use Shirt Utarne Ko Kahungi.

    Maan: Hey Bhagwan, Phir?

    Chinki: Phir Main Apni Skirt Upar Uthaungi, Ya Apni Top Ke 2 Button Kholungi.

    Maan: Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Apne Paas Bula Le.... Phir?

    Chinki: Phir Main Usko Pant Neeche Karne Ko Kahungi.

    Maan Lagbhag Behosh Hoti Hue: Kamini Phir Kya Karegi?

    Chinki: Karna Kya Hai... Main Toh Sar Par Paanv Rakh Kar Bhagungi... Lekin Vo Mere Peeche Nahin Bhaag Payega Kyunki Maine Uski Pant Neeche Karwa Di Thi...
  • Blonde Genies A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes...
  • The Safety Drill A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs."
    Eunice said to her boy friend...
  • Loving Words!!! A couple who had been married for thirty-five years were lying in a hotel bed. They were just about to go to sleep when through the walls they heard a girl`s voice say, "Oh, honey, you`re so strong...
  • What Color Is Your Panties? Ek Baar Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Pinky Se Pucha: Jaanu... Aaaj Tume Panties Kis Color Ki Pahni Hai?
    Pinky, Gussa Karte Hue: Tumhe Hamesha Aisi He Baatein Karni Hoti Hai. Aur Kuch /nahn Aata Kya Tumhe...
  • Negotiating with a Hooker After a few minutes of small talk, she says, "Let me be honest with you. You`re a very nice man, but I don`t think you realize that I`m a professional. I`d be delighted to go upstairs with you for a hundred dollars. Now...
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