Presence of Mind

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    Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.

    Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Bachcho Ko Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.

    Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.

    Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.

    Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain... Aur Shops Bhi Band Ho Gayi Hain... Isliye Tum Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.... Aur Zara Jaldi Karna.

    Patni Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pati Ko Andar Kheench Liya Aur Gusse Se Boli: Tum Kahin Nahi Jaa Rahe Ho, Yahin Rahoge Aur Main Tumhe Abhi 2 Minute Mein Sota Hua Dekhna Chahti Hun.
  • Tharki Doctor Badi Dukhi Si Halat Mein Ek Marij Sex Ke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Mera Khada Nahi Hota, Please Check Kijiye Aur Koi Achchi Se Dawa Dijiye.
    Doctor Ne Apni Ek Sunder Si Nurse...
  • Blonde Genies A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes...
  • The Safety Drill A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs."
    Eunice said to her boy friend...
  • Loving Words!!! A couple who had been married for thirty-five years were lying in a hotel bed. They were just about to go to sleep when through the walls they heard a girl`s voice say, "Oh, honey, you`re so strong...
  • What Color Is Your Panties? Ek Baar Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Pinky Se Pucha: Jaanu... Aaaj Tume Panties Kis Color Ki Pahni Hai?
    Pinky, Gussa Karte Hue: Tumhe Hamesha Aisi He Baatein Karni Hoti Hai. Aur Kuch /nahn Aata Kya Tumhe...
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