| I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!" I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today! He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!" I politely told him, "There's nothing wrong with me." The Hindu sadhu came and said, "Son, you will walk on your legs today." I said, "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs" The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!" I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me. After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. I believe in all Religions now... |