Cooking Tips for Ladies

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    1. While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn't burn.

    2. While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown.

    3. If you add a few drops of vodka in paneer, it will not spoil in summer time.

    4. Putting red wine in dal will enhance the taste.

    If you can't manage the above, Try this... for guranteed success

    Pour 4 pegs in your husband's mouth, then it doesn't matter how you cook....
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    Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
    Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
    Fault: Improper bladder control...
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    "That was for the piece of paper...
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    The doctor, taken aback, replies, "I`m sure you may have some problem, but I assure you...
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