Anand Aa Raha Hai

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    Ghar Mein Koi Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Malik Ne Apni Naukrani Ko Pakad Liya Aur Sex Karne Lag Gaya.

    Thodi Der Tak Sex Karne Ke Baad Naukrani Boli: Malik Anand Aa Raha Hai...

    Maalik Ye Sunkar Bada Khush Hua... Aur Mardangi Dikhaane Ke Chakkar Mein Aur Bhi Tez Tez Karne Laga.

    Naukrani: Maallllikkk... Ananddd Aaaa Rahaa Hai... Ye Sunte Hi Maalik Mein Aur Bhi Josh Aa Gaya Aur Vo Pehle Se Bhi Zyada Tez-Tez Karna Laga...

    Itne Mein Ek Bachche Ki Awaaj Aayi...

    Anand: Papa... Main Aa Gaya, Papa.... Oh...!!!
  • Caught in The Act A man`s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
    "Twenty bucks," she says.
    He`s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They`re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes...
  • Hunting Beaver! An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I`ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant...
  • Became The 'Butt' Of Your Own Joke I work in the electronics department of a major retailer. The phone rings one evening. On the other end is a girl, who sounds to be about 18 or so, and I can hear muffled giggles behind her, so I know she`s got it on speakerphone...
  • Underperforming Bus Driver An `under performing` bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn`t want his wife to know about it. The doctor prescribes it for him and he heads off to the pharmacist. Home is a good hour away so...
  • Presence of Mind Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya. Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna. Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi...
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