| Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline` My watch is stuck between 2 and 2.30. It's a do or dhai situation. Jaya to Abhishek, spotting Amitabh in a rickshaw, "Rickshey Mein toh Woh Tumhare Baap Lagte Hai." Potato after 3 hours of interrogation by cops: 'Main batata hun, main batata hun..... A well executed theft without leaving any finger prints is a stainless steal. Sita, on Hanuman's arrival in Lanka: Yahoo! Messenger... Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis. 'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi: 'Michael Hussey' Jackky, Life Mein Kitni Bhi Problems Aa Jaye Tum Kabhi Bhagnani. Elderly lady asked me the way to the temple. I replied 'Magistrate'. Me: Excuse me! Beer Ke Saath Kuch Complementary Toh Do..." Waiter: Nice Shirt, Saabji! Rahul Dravid's wristwatch, is technically a Wall Clock. Arsenal Naam Hi Galat Hai. Na- Se- Nal Hota Hai! Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates. Weed, tobacco, paper, filter: Joint family. What's the way to the cemetery? Go straight and take the last rite. God never tasted any cough syrup, because Khuda-na-Khasta. Go straight, then take the last rite. Vishwanathan Anand always gets tense, when the waiter brings in the folder and says 'Check!' |