Dickhead!!!

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    Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi, Toh Usne Apna Dimaag Lagaya Aur Poore Shehar Mein Shor Machwa Diya Ke Uske Do Lund Hai.

    Bas Phir Kya Tha, Kafi Sare Rishte Aane Lage, Toh Usne Ek Khubsurat Aur Sexy Si Ladki Pasand Karke Shadi Kar Li.

    Suhaag Raat Ko Patni Puchati Hai: Arrey Apka Doosra Lund Kahan Hai?

    Ladke Ne Ghabrakar Jaldi Mein Bola: Wo Doosra Lund Pados Wala Dost Le Gaya Hai.

    Patni Ne Bhi Kaha Chal Koi Baat Nahi Aur Dono Ki Araam Se Zindagi Beetne Lag Gayi.
    Kuch Dino Ke Baad Ladke Ko Kisi Kaam Se Shehar Se Bahar Jana Pada. Teen-Chaar Din Ke Baad Jab Vo Vaapas Aaya Toh Biwi Uske Saath Ladna Shuru Kar Deti Hai.

    Us Bechare Ko Samajh Nahi Aata Aur Vo Hairan Hokar Puchta Hai: Arrey Yaar Hua Kya Hai? Kis Baat Pe Naraaz Ho... Akhir Hua Kya Hai?

    Biwi Gusse Se Bolti Hai: Maine Aap Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Nahi Dekha.

    Uske Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Pucha: Kyun Maine Kya Kiya?

    Biwi: Aap Ne Chota Aur Patla Sa Wala Lund Apne Paas Rakh Liya Aur Badewala, Mota Sa Apne Dost Ko De Diya...!!!
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