| Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever. Then, one of them got an idea, saying, "I know, let's play swords!" "Play swords?" asked the other. "How?" "Simple. Whip it out, smackit till it's hard, and we both whack'em together like swords." So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smackingtheir dicks together playing swords. Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions. "We're playing swords!" yelled one of the bums. The gay wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becoming exhausted. "I'm tired," he said. He bent over saying, "Kill me... Kill me!!!" |