| Kissing/Light Petting What he hopes she's thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!" What he's afraid she's thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!" Undressing What he hopes she's thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of THAT!" What he's afraid she's thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!" Foreplay/Oral Sex What he hopes she's thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours." What he's afraid she's thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him." Penetration What he hopes she's thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!" What he's afraid she's thinking: "Is it in yet?" Your Orgasm What he hopes she's thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!" What he's afraid she's thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this performance." What he's even more afraid she's thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!" Postcoital Bliss What he hopes she's thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like." What he's afraid she's thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all." |