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    Ek Aurat Ke Pass Ek Maina Thi, Par Vo Bahut Galiya Diya Karti Thi. Duniya Bhar Ki Har Gali Use Aati Thi, Aur Ghar Aaye Har Mehman Ko Vo Galiya Deti Thhi.

    Aurat Bechari Badi Pareshan Rahti Thi. Ek Din Usne Mohalle Mein Ek Maulvi Ji Ko Apni Samsya Batayi: Maulvi Ji, Main Bahut Pareshan Hun, Aapke Pas Toh Har Tarha Ka Upay Hota Hai, Iska Bhi Koi Samdhaan Do Na.

    Maulvi Bola: Arey Ye Bhi Koi Badi Baat Hai, Mere Pass Bahut Time Se 2 Tote Hai Aur Vo Bahut Hi Sharif Aur Nek Hai, Sara Din Namaz Padte Hai.

    Aurat: Arrey Wahh, Par Meri Problem Kaise Door Hogi?

    Maulvi: Tum Ek Kaam Karo, Kuch Din Ke Liye Apni Maina Ko Mere Dono Toto Ke Sath Pinjre Mein Rahne Do, Vo Bhi Sudhar Jayegi.

    Aurat Ne Khushi Khushi Apni Maina Ko Maulvi Ko De Diya.

    Mauvli Jaise Hi Maina Ko Leke Kamre Mein Ghusa, Ek Tote Ne Dusre Ko Kohni Mar Ke Khushi Se Kaha: Abe Uth Be Bhosdi Ke..."

    Dusra Tota: Abey Kua Hua???

    Pehla Tota: Oye... Maal Aa Raha Hai... Hamari Barso Ki Dua Kabool Ho Gayi Hai.
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