| A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse. "Every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday," she says. The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday. "I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband, and those 3 minutes sure are not tiring me out. |