| There was a schoolteacher in the little old school which was teaching sex ed. The class was comprised of only 8 students, due to the size of the school. One of the little girls there asked, "According to the Bible, it says that Adam came first, then Eve." The teacher replied, "Yes, dear, that is true, according to the Word Of God." The girl responded, "Daddy always told me it is Ladies before Gentlemen. Didn't that rule apply during the Creation time?" Our teacher gets a smile on her face... she said, "Dearie, Adam came first - trust me! And every man since him came first, too!" |