Jignesh Ki Kahani

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    Jignesh Ka Janam 7 July 1977 Ko Subah 7 Baje Hua.

    Vo 7 Hi Bhai Bahan The, Aur Makaan Ka Number Bhi Unka 7 Hi Tha.

    Class Me Bhi Hamesha Vo Saatvein Number Par Hi Aata Tha, Usne Bahut Mehnat Kar Ke 7 Ghar Banaye, 7 Shaadiya Ki Aur Uske 7 Hi Bachche Hue.

    Itne Sare Paise Kamaye Ki Sahar Ka 7va Number Ka Amir Aadmi Ban Gaya.

    Usko Ek Bahut Bade Jyotish Ne Bataya Hua Tha Ki Uske Liye 7 Number Bahut Hi Lucky Hai.

    Ek Baar Vo Samunder Ke Kinare Ghum Raha Tha To Usne Samne Dekha Ki Ek Ladki Bilkul Nangi Jhuki Hui Hai. Aur Uske Pichwade Ke Dono Side Pe 7 Likha Hua Hai.

    Jignesh Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usne Socha Ki Ye Bhi Bhagwan Ji Ka Koi Ishara Hai Mere Lucky Number Ki Taraf.

    Usne Kya Kiya Apni Aaj Tak Ki Kamayi Ek Ek Cheez Bech Ke Sare Paise Lottery Ke 77 Number Pe Laga Diye.

    Aur Jab Lottery Nikli To Jignesh Ke To Dekh Ke Tatte Short Ho Gaye... Kyunki Jis Number Pe Lottery Lagi Thi Vo Number Tha......
    707

    Umeed Hai Ye Sidha Sadha Joke Aap Logo Ko Samajh Aa Gaya Hoga...
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