| The nurse at the Pathology Clinic was getting a bit beyond it. She was approaching retirement and was continually getting things mixed up. One day, a young man came to the laboratory for a blood test. After a few minutes, the pathologist looked in on the nurse and his patient. There she was, rapidly stroking the very happy young man's firm erection. "Good God, NO!" shouted the pathologist. "Stop it at once! I said, 'Prick his Finger'." |