Sexual Expectations

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    The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman - both divorcees, eventually blossomed into love and finally marriage, but the wedding night turned into a real disaster.

    "You just do not fulfill my sexual expectations," the bride commented the following morning.

    You're right about that," replied the new husband. "But when I promised to fill the void in your life, I simply had no idea that it would be a drive in for trucks!"
  • Wedding Anniversary Gift A rich man and poor man are at a bar, the rich man turns to the poor man, "Iit`s my 10 year wedding anniversary on Tuesday."
    The poor man looks astonished, "It`s my 20 year wedding anniversary on Thursday! What are you planning on getting her...
  • Simple Explanation The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
    "What happened ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!"
    "I`ll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to my wife...
  • The Over Excited Bull There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, and young George was pretty excited. "Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers...
  • Finger His Prick!!! The nurse at the Pathology Clinic was getting a bit beyond it. She was approaching retirement and was continually getting things mixed up.
    One day, a young man came to the laboratory for a blood test...
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