Superheroes Party

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    It's annual superheroes new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting. All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed.

    "What's up" asked Batman?

    "Well I was upstairs looking for the toilet and I passed the bedroom and saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed and making weird noises. I started feeling hot and thought what the hell and jumped on top of her!"

    "Was she surprised?" asked Spiderman.

    "Yes, but not as surprised as The Invisible Man.
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