Best Children's Day

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    Yesterday morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is."

    "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.

    At 10:00 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses.

    At 1:00 PM, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

    The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

    "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Children's Day in my life!"
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