The Last Rubber

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    A lady applied for the position of a house maid.

    Asked why she left her last employment, she said: Sir, the wages were good, the living conditions were quite comfortable but it was the most ridiculous place I've ever worked. They played this game they called Bridge. Last night a lot of folks were there.

    As I was about to bring the refreshments, I heard a man tell a lady: Lay down and let's see what you've got.

    Another man said: I have strength, but not much length.

    Yet another man told a lady: Take your hand off my trick!

    I dropped dead when a lady said: You forced me. You jumped me twice but you didn't have the strength for even one good raise.

    Another lady was talking about protecting her honour.

    One lady told another: Now it's my turn to play with your husband; you play with mine.

    I packed my bags, took my hat and coat and was leaving, when I heard a young man say: I guess we can go home now. This is the last rubber.
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