| A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her. "Can I help you find something, miss?" he asked. "It's Mrs.," she said proudly, "I just got married." "Congratulations," said the manager. "What can I help you find?" "Scratch," she replied. "Scratch?" he asked, "Is that a new cleanser or something?" "No silly," she replied brightly. "My husband told me that his mother made everything from scratch, so I need to find some!" |