Upset Stomach

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    Ek Bar Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Dinner Par Gaya. Us Din Santa Ka Pet Kuch Kharab Tha, Phir Bhi Table Par Shaandar Dinner Rakha Dekh Ke Uske Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya Aur Santa Ne Daba Kar Dinner Kiya.

    Thodi Der Ke Baad Santa Ke Pet Mein Gud-Gud Shuru Ho Gayi Aur Pad Ki Awaaz Aayi... Poooooooo....

    Saare Logo Ne Santa Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Uske Baad Santa Ke Paas Baithe Hue Ladki Ke Kutte Tommy Ki Taraf Dekha.

    Ladki Ka Baap: Tommy...! Chalo Bhago Yaha Se.

    Tommy Wahi Baitha Raha. Santa Ne Socha Chalo Achchha Hua Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chala Aur Ilzam Tommy Pe Lag Gaya.

    Do Minute Baad Santa Ne Phir Pad Diya... Poooooo.... Ladki Ka Baap Gusse Me Bola: Tommyyyyy, Maine Kaha Jao Yahan Se.

    Santa Phir Se Bahut Khush Hua. Girlfriend Ne Bhi Santa Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Phir Tommy Ko Dekh Ke Boli: Ye Kutta Bhi Na. Tommy... Chalo Jao, Hato Santa Ke Paas Se.

    Thodi Der Baad Phir Se Santa Ke Pet Ne Saath Chhod Diya Aur Ab Ki Baar Ka Poooo Kuch Zyada Hi Tez Aawaz Se Nikla Pooooooooooooo.......

    Ladki Ka Baap: Oye Tommy.... Kab Se Kah Rahe Hain Ki Jao Yahan Se... Jaata Kyun Nahin... Jab Wo Tere Upar Potty Kar Dega Tab Hatega Kya Wahan Se....????
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