Remember To Keep It Hidden!

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    Even if you are pleased with your equipment, it is important to keep it hidden. Otherwise, you can get hurt in more ways than one. Read ahead to find out how?

    An official from Tata Motors walked into his office one morning, not knowing that his zip was down. His beautiful secretary walked up to him and said, `Boss, this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?`

    The boss did not understand what she meant. So he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.

    When he was done with his paperwork, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembered what his secretary had asked him.

    Now that he finally understood what she meant, he went out to her desk and said, `When you saw the open garage door, did you also see my jaguar parked in there?`

    The secretary smiled for a moment and said, `No, boss, I didn't. All I saw was a Tata Nano with 2 flat tyres.`
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