| Little Johnny was supposed to bring fifty cents to school for a workbook, so he went to ask his father for it. He found him in the bathroom, stark naked, and in the excitement he forgot all about the fifty cents and asked, "Daddy, What's that?" His dad said, "That's what I call 'a shame'." Next day at school, when the teacher asked for the fifty cents, Little Johnny said, "Daddy couldn't give me fifty cents because he wasn't wearing his pants." The teacher replied, "Doesn't your father have any shame at all?" Little Johnny, "Oh, yes, ma'am, he has one, but it's not as big as the one the principal gave you last Thursday." |