Banta's Accidet

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    Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai.

    Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: Kya Hua Banta?

    Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya.

    Santa: Koi Baat NahiBhai, Gaadi Hi Toh Hai, Aur Le Lenge.

    Banta: Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa.

    Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Hi Sundar Ladki Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai.

    Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Yaar, Ladkiyon Ki Kami Hai Kya... Aur Mil Jayengi.

    Banta: Abe Bhosdi Ke, Ladki Ke Muh Mein Dekh...
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