| John decided to visit his friend, Dave,who had just moved into a new high-rise apartment building. As he parked his car and got out, he heard a woman's voice say, "Hi there, big boy." Looking up, he saw a gorgeous lady-dressed in a shear negligee, leaning over the railing. "Come on up and see me," she purred. John wasn't about to pass up an opportunity like that! He took the elevator to the fifth floor, and as he got off-an apartment door opened and the sexy lady beckoned him toward her. John walked over to the open door. "I've been waiting for someone like you," the lady said as she slowly unzipped his pants. John's pecker rose swiftly to the occasion, and the lady took it into her hand. Then she gave it a sharp whack with her other hand! John jumped back in alarm. "What the hell did you do that for?" he cried. She answered, "That'll teach you to take my parking spot." |