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    One day, Little Johnny, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.

    When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, "That's it for you. No honey for a week."

    Then Little Johnny went to the front yard of the house and started stomping on butterflies.

    When his father saw what he was doing, his father made him stop right away and said, "Stomping on butterflies is a terrible thing to do. Just for that, no butter for a week."

    After that, Little Johnny and his father went into the kitchen and saw Little Johnny's mother stomping on cockroaches.

    Little Johnny turned to his father and said, "Should I tell her or should you?"
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