Naughty Pappu Aur Santa

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    Gappu: Interview Kaisa Kua?
    Pappu: Interview Toh Theek Hua Lekin Last Mein Woh English Mein Kuchh Aisa Boli Show Me Your Testimonial.
    Gappu: Toh Phir?
    Pappu: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Galat Cheez Dikha Ke Aa Gaya Hoon.

    Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?
    Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale.
    Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rehte Hain.

    Santa Aur Jeeto Maje Se Zordaar Sex Kar Rahe The, Sex Karte-Karte Jeeto Ne Puchha: Aaaaaah, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho?
    Santa: Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Aur Sexy Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha.

    Ek Din Santa Aur Jeeto Hotel Mein Dinner Karne Gaye. Restaurant Mein Baith Ke Unhone Chicken Order Kiya. Jeeto Ne Chicken Khate Hue Leg Piece Utha Kar Santa Ko Diya.
    Bagal Wali Table Par Baithe Ek Uncle Ne Ye Dekha Aur Ankho Mein Aansu Lakar Bola: Hamari Biwi Bhi Jab Zinda Thi To Hume Aise Hi Taangey Utha Utha Kar Deti Thi.
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