Ajeeb Si Bechaini

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    Ek Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Ladki Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli: Doctor Sahab Mere Ko Ajeeb Si Beemari Hai.

    Doctor: Kya?

    Ladki: Main Jab Bhi Cigrette Peeti Hoon Toh Ajeeb Bechaini Si Hoti Hai. Main Pehla Kash Leti Hoon Toh Apne Shoes Utar Deti Hoon. Doosre Kash Mein Socks. Teesre Kash Mein Shirt Utar Deti Hoon Aur... Isi Tarah Har Kash Ke Saath Kuch Na Kuch Utaar Deti Hun Au Cigarette Khatam Hone Tak Mein Bilkul Ya Almost Nude Hoti Hun. Isi Vajah Se Mein Bahar Kahin Parties Mein, Ya Apne Friends Ke Saath Cigarette Nahin Pee Sakti.

    Docto: Main Nahin Manta Aisi Phaltu Ki Bakwaaas... Aisa Kabhi Hota Hai Kya?

    Ladki: Aap Mera Vishwas Karo Doctor Saab, Mein Ekdum Sach Bol Rahi Hun.

    Doctor Bola: Mujhe Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha. Ek Kaam Karo Ye Lo Cigarette, Aaram Se Piyo Aur Phir Se Apni Problem Batao.
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