Pappu Hates Masturbation

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    Pappu: I don't like masturbution.

    Santa stunned: What...!!! What are you talking.

    Pappu: Yes dad, I am fed up of masturbution now.

    Santa was speechless but still managed to speak out: What happened Pappu?

    Pappu: He always punishes me in the class and gives lots of homework.

    Santa: Oye, Nalayak... Budhu... Masturbution Ek Saath Na Bol... Alag-Alag Bol... Master Bhushan... He's your Master and His Name is Bhushan.
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