| An Admiral was visiting one of his ships. While having tea, he noticed that every biscuit had the ship's insignia embossed on it. He is very impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this. Cook, "When rolling the biscuits, I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven." Admiral, "That's pretty unhygienic !!" Cook, "In that case Sir, I'd suggest you skip the doughnuts." |