| I ran in to Bill the other day and he clearly looked very distraught. I asked him what was wrong. Bill said: As you know, I am looking for employment. I found an ad in the paper for a part in local dinner theater, Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. I went and tried out for the part of Romeo. However, I failed my audition through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction. My copy of the script clearly said: Enter Juliet... from the rear." |