Santa Ka Ling!!!

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    Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karwane Ke Liye Gaya.

    Santa Ne Reservation Form Mein "Ling/Sex" Wale Column Me Likh Diya "7 Inch" Aur Form Submit Kar Diya.

    Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli: Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega.

    Santa Hairani Se: O MadamJi, Kitna Kaatna Padega?

    Lady Cleark: Poora Hi Kaatna Padega.

    Ye Sun Ke Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye, Vo Clerk Se Bola: O Madam Ji, Aap Meri Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.
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