Taking Sick Leave

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    Story from an IT guy...
    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker, Santa, asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?"

    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

    I jumped down and walked out of the office.

    When Santa followed me, the Boss asked him, "... And where do you think you're going?"

    Santa said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
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