| Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete... So I looked around my house to see things I'd started but hadn't finished. Then I finished off half a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Black label, half a bottle of rum, two beers, 1/2 cream cake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how fabulous I am feeling now. Please send this one to those you feel are in need of inner peace. God Bless The Guru. |