| Men who can answer 'Yes' to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage: In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as 'that secure thing?' Does she use the phrase 'you know' more than twice per sentence? Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon? Have you noticed her name tattooed on three or more local bikers? Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her? Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's? Does she have a wholesale source for deodorants? If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex? |