Life of a Husband

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    Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year's office party. She was sooooo drunk.

    Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was an insanely jealous and suspicious woman.

    Later that night, Mr. jones and his wife were in the car when he spotted a high-heeled shoe under the passenger seat....

    While his wife wasn't looking, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window...

    Later, as they got out of the car, his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?" Life of a husband is so difficult....
  • Reactions to India's Win Over Pakistan Pakistan Government denies that it ever sent a cricket team to Birmingham. It says the evidence provided by India is doctored. It challenges India to produce "unequivocal evidence...
  • Bunch of Cows A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation...
  • Normal Politician vs Shashi Tharoor Normal Politician: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
    Shashi Tharoor: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised...
  • Stupid Wife A man is in court. Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you`ll have to give us a damn good reason."
    Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her...
  • An Actual Passport Letter This, apparently, is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.
    Dear Sirs,
    I`m in the process of...
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