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    Three Parsi bachleors named Adi, Pesi, Soli ... they were best of friends.

    Adi gets married to a beautiful Fataakri ...

    Every night Pesi and Soli hear a voice from Adi's room ... they hear his wife saying, "Adi Pesi Soli, Adi Pesi Soli, Adi Pesi Soli...."

    To this, Pesi and Soli both get very curious to know why she calls their names every night.

    Pesi and Soli ask Adi one day, "Aai Su Lagaryuch, Taari Bairi Roj Raatnaa Aapraa Trann Janaa Naa Naam Kaai Leyaa Karech???"

    To which Adi replies, "Arrey Chutiyao, Aeh Tamara Naam Nathi Leti..... Aeh Toh Aem Bolech "Adi Press it Slowly!!! Adi Press it Slowly !!!! Adi Press it Slowly!!!!!!!"
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