Freaking Awesome Shit

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    After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment.

    He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of mouth wash listerine.

    As he arrived at the dentist he sucked two strong mint chocolates. His turn came up and the dentist told him to take a seat.

    Feeling confident and relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide.

    The dentist got close enough and said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?"

    Jerry asked, "Why? Does my breath smell like pussy?" The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."
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    She takes off her apron, puts all the ingredients and...
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