| Joining a new company, Tim had to take a physical with the company doctor. All the tests came out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor noted that Tim had the smallest penis he'd ever seen. "Tell me Mr. Potter," he said, "Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?" "No," Tim said. "I've got a great wife, two kids, and a normal sex life. I guess the only problem I ever have is finding it when I need to urinate." "And yet you still have a normal sex life?" "That's not a problem," Dave said, "because then there's TWO of us looking for it." |