| An Australian ventriloquist visiting Pakistan walks into a small village and sees a local farmer Usman sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist "G'day Mate! Good looking rabbit, mind if I speak to him. Usman: The rabbit doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie. Ventriloquist: Hello rabbit, how's it going mate? Rabbit: Doin' all right. Usman: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: Is this villager your owner? (pointing at Usman) Rabbit: Yep. Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Rabbit: Real good. He feeds me great food and takes me to the farm once a week to play. Usman: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse? Usman: Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think. Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how's it going buddy? Horse: Cool. Usman: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (pointing at the villager) Horse: Yep. Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Usman: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your goat? Usman: That goat's a fucking liar I didn't do nothing I swear... |