| A married man was talking about birthdays. He said to his friend, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything already. And besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm at a loss." His friend says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate. It will say she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She will be thrilled." So he did just that. The next day his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," was the answer. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out door." She was yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!" |