| A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet. The woman says to her husband, "Let's have sex right here!" "Are you crazy?" the husband replies, "People will hear and see us!" "Don't worry. Everyone is asleep," claims the wife, "I will prove it to you. I will ask for water and you'll see that nobody answers me or even hears me." She then says in a low voice, "Can I have some water please?" No one answers. Satisfied his wife is right, the husband starts having sex with her. A little while later, a man goes into the airplane bathroom and fills up a glass of water. As he is exiting, a lone flight attendant sees him. "You don't have to get water from the bathroom," the attendant says. "I can bring you a fresh glass." "No thanks," the man says, "A woman two rows in front of me asked for water and you won't believe what they did to her!" |