| I Met a guy in Las Vegas who really looked down in the dumps, so I asked him if he'd been cleaned out at the casinos. "It's worse than that," he said, "I blew almost all my dough at the casinos and then I was propositioned by this really great looking hooker as I was walking along the Strip. I told her I was nearly broke. 'Surely you've still got a hundred bucks for a quick one,' she said. 'Nope - don't have near that much,' I said. 'Well, how about fifty bucks for a blow job?' I said, "Nope - don't have fifty bucks left.' 'Well then," she says, 'I can let you have a hand job for $25.' And I said, "Really, I'd love to, but I don't even have that much left.' So she says, "How about a wax job for five bucks?' And I tell her I've never heard of a wax job, but she says, "Whadda ya got to lose?' So we go behind a parked car in Bally's parking lot. I give her the five dollars and she kicks me in the nuts so hard the wax blows out of my ears." |