| A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the 'Mating Season' a few days later. The farmer constructed a wall of barbed wire to segregate the bulls and the cows. One Bull was already very Horny. Other bulls told him that there was one Veteran Bull Consultant in the herd, who could help. The bull went to him and asked how to cross the barbed wire wall to reach the cows. The Consultant explained "First of all, stand 60 feet away from the wall. Then run at 60 mph. Jump over the barrier at a 60degree angle. Do what you wish with the cows. then be back the same way."br> The Younger Bull asked, "But what if I messed up with the Calculations and my poor Genitals are mangled in the Barbed Wires? The Consultant replied cooly, "Then You become a Consultant." |