Look At My Abs!

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    After Doing 50 Pushups Goldie was checking himself out in front of the Mirror.

    He proudly asked his Wife, "Dekhe Mere Abs???"

    She replied, "Haahn, Dekh Rahi Hun. "Jis Din Se Maine Tumse Shaadi Ki Hai Tab Se Tumhare Mein Mujhe Aib hi Aib Dikhte Hain.... Aib Ke Siva Tumhare Mein Hai hi Kya...
    "Par Ganimat Hai Pehle Sirf Mujhe Dikhte The............ Ab Tumhe Bhi Dikh Rahe Hain."
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