| An Army Lieutenant Colonel, while on reconnaissance of his area of responsibility, was going alone through a forest one evening when his jeep broke down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman. Lt. Col: Can I spend the night at your place? Woman: Well, I live alone. Lt. Col: I'm an honourable man, a Lieutenant Colonel in the Army. Woman: I got only one bed. Lt. Col: No problem. I'm an honourable man. Woman: I go to bed naked. Lt. Col: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a Lieutenant Colonel. Woman: Be my guest, Lieutenant Colonel. The woman was expecting that the Lt Col will try to take advantage and remained awake but to her bad luck nothing happened as the Lt Col honoured his word and instead enjoyed a good night's sleep. Next morning while leaving, the Lt Col finds the woman busy with her poultry. Lt. Col: Good birds you got there Ma'am. Woman: Yeah. Lt. Col: How many cocks and how many hens? Woman: One hundred hens, but only one cock. Lt. Col: But.... I can see over a dozen cocks around. Woman: Only one cock out there. The others are Lieutenant Colonels !!! |